| Quote | Author |
| A good listener is usually thinking about something else. | Kin Hubbard |
| About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork. | Kin Hubbard |
| An optimist is a fellow who believes
what's going to be will be postponed. | Kin Hubbard |
| Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense. | Kin Hubbard |
| Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. | Kin Hubbard |
| Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. | Kin Hubbard |
| Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. | Kin Hubbard |
| Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. | Kin Hubbard |
| Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a
conversation if it didn't change once in a while. | Kin Hubbard |
| If there is anything a public servant hates to do
it's something for the public. | Kin Hubbard |
| Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chcats pleasantly while
he's overcharging you. | Kin Hubbard |
| Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. | Kin Hubbard |
| Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. | Kin Hubbard |
| When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing,
it's the money. | Kin Hubbard |
| When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing,
it's the money. | Kin Hubbard |
| Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. | Kin Hubbard, "Abe Martin's Broadcast", 1930 |
